12/02/2026

Here is something stupid I did in science class. At the time I was really into graffiti, so I thought "hmm, lets graffiti in my own damn school". What a good idea that was. I wrote on the side of this desk in permanent marker. Obviously the teacher asked for me after class since she must have found it after it was over. She then proceeded to ask me to sand it off. It was on a part of the desk that was broken (just plywood) so it wasn't the actual surface of the table. I was ashamed of myself of course, and I did apologise to her. I did agree to sand it off, it was quite hard to do but I did get most of it.

This one is gonna look crude at first glance. A banana and tissues. Well, it was just something I found really funny. I was in class with this dude and it was a new teacher, I forgot his name, but he was a real gym goer, funny geordie teacher. It was an IT class, and he asked us to name some websites that we frequently visit. Well, my mate under his breath said pornhub, and the teacher instantly recognised it. He was joking on saying "What, what was that?" and he just named it while my friend was dying inside. Then he said "Okay, lets just call it The Hub." and he continued with the lesson using that which I just found hilarious. It was obviously juvenile humour, but still I distinctly remember that being very funny.

This one is a bit more personal to me, but any of my friends would remember it too. There was a girl who would tease me for months, and me being young at the time didn't know if she was being serious or not. I know looking back at it now, she was obviously joking, but at the time it did mess with my head. I never had anyone do that to me, and I thought she was pretty at the time, so I fell for it like the dummy I was. Anyway, it was just a bit of a head fuck. Like she would say very ambiguous things that I could take in very different ways. It was something basically everyone knew because she made it almost public, whenever I was with my friends I can still remember her saying my name in that high pitch, seductive voice.

Looking back it is just funny though. Yes, it was stressful, but it was honestly the definition of not knowing anything and being a dumb teen!